What is today's dinner menu?

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What is today's dinner menu?





Husband: (with folded hands) Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho



Husband: Pulao bana lo

Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the


Husband: To sabji roti bana lo

Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge


Husband: To chhole puri bana lo

Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai


Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo

Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai


Husband: Paraanthe?

Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???


Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega

Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye


Husband: Kadhi chawal?

Wife: Dahi nahi hai


Husband: Idly sambar?

Wife: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!


Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega

Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta


Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?


Wife: Wo jo aap kaho


Regards,
Chandu Sannamuri 

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