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NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'   Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.   The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'   A) A Peanut   B) An Elephant C) The Moon   D) Hey, who you calling large?   Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief.   'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be....

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What is today's dinner menu? Husband: (with folded hands) Aaj khane mein kya banaogi? Wife: Jo aap kaho Husband: Pulao bana lo Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the Husband: To sabji roti bana lo Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge Husband: To chhole puri bana lo Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai Husband: Paraanthe? Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??? Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye Husband: Kadhi chawal? Wife: Dahi nahi hai Husband: Idly sambar? Wife: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!! Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi? Wife: Wo jo aap kaho Regards, Chandu Sannamuri 

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here... 2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When...