Never too late to use our brain
Mokshagna the Carpenter, returning home with his week's wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. "Take my money," said Mokshagna , "but do me a favour: "Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won't believe I was robbed." The robber obliged. He threw Mokshagna 's hat into the air and put a bullet through it. "Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said Mokshagna , "otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat." So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter's coat. "And now…" continued Mokshagna . "Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets." "That's all I wanted to know!" said Mokshagna . "Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you've ruined or I'll beat you black and blue!" The robber th...