Nice definitions

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Nice definitions
 
Wonderfully described definitions.........
 
 

CIGARETTE:  
A pinch of tobacco 
rolled in paper 
with fire at one end 
and a fool at the other! 



MARRIAGE:  
It's an agreement 
wherein 
a man loses his bachelor degree 
and a woman gains her master 



LECTURE:  
An art of transmitting Information 
from the notes of the lecturer 
to the notes of students 
without passing through the minds 
of either 


CONFERENCE:  
The confusion of one man 
multiplied by the 
number present 



COMPROMISE:  
The art of dividing 
a cake in such a way that 
everybody believes 
he got the biggest piece 


TEARS:  
The hydraulic force by which 
masculine will power is 
defeated by feminine water-power! 




CONFERENCE ROOM:  
A place where everybody talks, 
nobody listens 
and everybody disagrees later on 


ECSTASY:  
A feeling when you feel 
you are going to feel 
a feeling 
you have never felt before 


CLASSIC:  
A book 
which people praise, 
but never read 


SMILE:  
A curve 
that can set 
a lot of things straight! 



OFFICE:  
A place 
where you can relax 
after your strenuous 
home life 


YAWN:  
The only time 
when some married men 
ever get to open 
their mouth 









EXPERIENCE:  
The name 
men give 
to their 
Mistakes 







DIPLOMAT:  
A person 
who tells you 
to go to hell 
in such a way 
that you actually look forward 
to the trip 







OPTIMIST:  
A person 
who while falling 
from EIFFEL TOWER 
says in midway 
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 






MISER:  
A person 
who lives poor 
so that 
he can die RICH! 



FATHER:  
A banker 
provided by 
nature 




BOSS:  
Someone 
who is early 
when you are late 
and late 
when you are early 


POLITICIAN:  
One who 
shakes your hand 
before elections 
and your Confidence 
Later 


DOCTOR:  
A person 
who kills 
your ills 
by pills, 
and kills you 
by his bills!


Regards,
ChandraSekhar Sannamuri 

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