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Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger? Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet. Dad: How does that satisfy you? Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush. Dad: Do u know how 2 swim? Tintumon: No. Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim. Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim? Dad: For sure! Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog? Tintumon called FM radio & said "I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…. Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…? Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him… Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression. "Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …" "Yes, son?" the father said expecta...

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Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here... 2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When...