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1.) Brush twice a day! 2.) Dress right for the weather. 3.) Visit the dentist regularly. 4.) Get plenty of rest. 5.) Make sure your hair is dry before going outside.. 6.) Eat right. 7.) Get outside in the sun every once in a while 8.) Always wear a seatbelt. 9.) Control your drinking of alcoholic beverages. 10.) Smile! It will make you feel better. 11.) Don't over indulge yourself. 12.) Bathe regularly. 13.) Read to exercise the brain. 14.) Surround yourself with friends. 15.) Stay away from too much caffeine. 16.) Get plenty of exercise. 17.) Have your eyes checked regularly. 18.) Eat plenty of vegetables. 19.) Believe that people will like you for who you are. 20.) Forgive and forget. 21.) Take plenty of vacations. 22.) Celebrate all special occasions. 23.) Pick up a hobby. 24.) Love your neighbor as yourself. 25.) Send this to your computer buds to give them a warm fuzzy! Do all these things and you will be a happier, healthier person! CHANDU SANNAMURI

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here... 2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When

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