SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS
1.Whenever you find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
2.To Err is human, but to forgive is
not a COMPANY policy.
3.The road to success??.. Is always
under construction.
4.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but if you think again, neither does
Milk.
5.In order to get a Loan, you first
need to prove that you have ability to
repay back.
6.All the desirable things in life are
either illegal, expensive or
fattening.
7.Since Light travels faster than
Sound, people appear brighter before you
hear
8.Everyone has a scheme of getting
rich?.. Which never works.
9.If at first you don't succeed?.
Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
10.You can never determine which side
of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the
buttered side.
11.Anything dropped on the floor will
roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.
12. 42.7% of all statistics is made on
the spot.
13.As soon as you mention something??
If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
14.He who has the gold, makes the rules
---- Murphy's golden rule.
15.If you come early, the bus is late.
If you come late?? The bus is still late.
16.Once you have bought something, you
will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
17.When in a queue, the other line
always moves faster and the person in
front of you will always have the most
complex of transactions. Â
18.If you have paper, you don't have a
pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
19.Especially for engg. Students : If
you have bunked the class, the
professor has taken attendance.
20.You will pick up maximum wrong
numbers when on roaming.
21.The door bell or your mobile will
always ring when you are in the bathroom.
22.After a long wait for bus no.20, two
20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in
will be crowded than the other.
23.If your exam is tomorrow, there will
be a power cut tonight.
24.Irrespective of the direction of the
wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the
non-smoker
25.Before borrowing money from a
friend, decide whether you need more.
26.There are three sides to every
argument: your side, my side and the right
side.
27.An expert is someone who takes a
subject you understand and makes it
sound confusing.
28.Many things can be preserved in
alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
29.Never argue with a fool. People
might not know the difference.
30.When you're right, no one remembers.
When you're wrong, no one forgets.
31.Always remember that you are
absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
32.Well done is better than well said .
33.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick
is to make them when nobody is looking.
34.Where there is a WILL, there is a
WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
35.Where there is MONEY, there are many
FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
36.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but
nobody wants to die.
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